February 2011
January 2011
When you're with your best friend and you see the guy she likes. Then you look at her like
“There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so damn special.”
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pff <3
“I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.
— Mitch Hedberg” —<3
— Mitch Hedberg” —<3
“I think Bigfoot is blurry; that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. “Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.”
— Mitch Hedberg” —
— Mitch Hedberg” —
“One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.”, “You son of a bitch! How’d you pull that off? Let me see that camera!”
— Mitch Hedberg” —
— Mitch Hedberg” —
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No one can promise you that they'll never hurt you. That's a lie. The real promise is if the time you spend together is worth the pain in the end.
amen.
